Welp, the sky didn't fall after all

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
01/20/2017 at 14:19 • Filed to: It's like Y2K all over again

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Guess I’ll have to get back to work.

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DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Chariotoflove
01/20/2017 at 14:22

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...yet...


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > random001
01/20/2017 at 14:26

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Promises, promises.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove
01/20/2017 at 14:27

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I thought everyone would welcome the apocalypse.

Thats all our movies have been about for the last 10 years.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Chariotoflove
01/20/2017 at 14:27

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You talking about how Obama was supposed to institute martial sharia law and take all our guns away? I guess he was never going to do any of those things...


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Chariotoflove
01/20/2017 at 14:29

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Doesn’t matter. That’s my standard answer to any statement like that. “Well, it didn’t rain.” “...yet...” “Well, the Nazi’s haven’t swarmed us from their secret moonbase.” “...yet...”. Etc.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > My bird IS the word
01/20/2017 at 14:31

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Then I could collect on all that sick leave I have saved up.

#sodisappointed


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > random001
01/20/2017 at 14:32

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fair enough


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > DipodomysDeserti
01/20/2017 at 14:33

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Now that would have been something to blog about. So far, much ado about nuthin’.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > DipodomysDeserti
01/20/2017 at 14:34

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I’m still waiting for my FEMA death camp coffin!


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Rico
01/20/2017 at 14:35

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And the gay Chinese UN shock troops! Thanks Obama!


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Chariotoflove
01/20/2017 at 14:38

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Lots of people blogged about it happening for the last eight years. The president is friends with someone who made a living off it.

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Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > DipodomysDeserti
01/20/2017 at 14:44

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There is still time... THANKS OBAMA.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > DipodomysDeserti
01/20/2017 at 14:44

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Yeah, but that doesn’t mean it was worth blogging about.

Honestly, I don’t read anyone’s blog, left or right, because I don’t like people telling me what to think. That’s not to say that everyone’s blog is biased or worthless, just that I don’t have enough lifespan to spend weeding through them. I like to read the factual news and decide what to think for myself. Problem is, mainstream media outlets are increasingly more bloggy and less news (not to mention that unbiased journalism was always a mythical beast to start with).


Kinja'd!!! Phatboyphil > Chariotoflove
01/20/2017 at 14:53

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I heard if you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off. Yell “Hail Trump” 4 times doing the nazi salute each time, while spinning around. Then a brigade of SS stormtroopers will arise from the dead and start slaughtering Hilary supporters across the land.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > DipodomysDeserti
01/20/2017 at 15:10

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my old boss was convinced he was going to do that


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/20/2017 at 15:13

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I bought a rifle upper knowing people would freak at as soon as there was a mass shooting. Made about a $500 profit on it which is disgusting and sad, but I knew it would happen.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Phatboyphil
01/20/2017 at 15:23

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Time for a potty break!

#therecanbeonlyone